Robert Ryan
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A Christmas parody like none you’ve ever read. Funny. Scary. Christmassy. And a whole stocking full of epic fantasy…
Let me tell you the real story o
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f Santa Claus. What? No, not that one. This one began long ago in the dark of the world. There were wizards then. And goblins. Not to mention an evil sorcerer with a heart blacker than coal.
You want to know his name? Dashkrataz. A name fit for an agent of chaos if ever there was one. Cacophonous, in name and deed. For he let loose the snowman’s shadow, and much evil was wrought on the world because of it. Eh? You want to know what happened?
Maybe you don’t. Once you know, you’ll never look at Christmas the same way again…
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