Evelyn Moor
Description
The workplace is full of moments when you wish you could say exactly what’s on your mind—but professionalism calls for a filter! HR-Approved Ways to S
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ay Things I Can't Say Out Loud at Work is here to help you turn those unspoken thoughts into humor-filled, HR-friendly alternatives that keep the peace without holding back on laughs.
Inside, you’ll find 80 pages packed with hilarious “translations” for what you really want to say versus what you can say,
including: What You Really Want to Say: "Shit, I didn’t expect this."
HR-Approved Alternative: "This outcome was unexpected." What You Really Want to Say: "You’re so full of fucking shit."
HR-Approved Alternative: "I think there’s some confusion here." What You Really Want to Say: "Fuck you, pay me."
HR-Approved Alternative: "I’d like to discuss compensation for this work." What You Really Want to Say: "This is fucking stupid."
HR-Approved Alternative: "This doesn’t seem like the most logical approach." What You Really Want to Say: "Fucking amazing."
HR-Approved Alternative: "This is truly impressive." Perfect as a gag gift for coworkers, a Secret Santa surprise, or a stocking stuffer, this book brings humor to anyone dealing with the ups and downs of office life. For anyone looking to survive the workday with their sanity intact and a smile, this must-have office guide will help them laugh their way through even the trickiest workplace moments.
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