Kadlec, Steven
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The #1 World Worst-Seller. Over 100 Million Copies Returned! (Atomic Habits Satire Parody. Great White Elephant Gag Gift.)
Learn How To Get Inferior
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Results In Life.
Jam-packed with half-baked, untested advice and scientifically dubious self-help tips, this book will attempt to convince you that you’re flawed and need fixing. Forget self-improvement and goal setting, it will show you how to make bad habits that sabotage your life and personal growth. But at least you’ll enjoy them.
Atomic BAD Habits is dedicated to all the overachievers, type-A personalities, self-helpers and control freaks out there who have spent countless hours obsessing over every detail of their lives chasing behavior change and goal achievement.
To those who have mastered the art of micromanaging their schedules, tracking every calorie they consume, and beating themselves up over every minor setback.
To those who have tried every productivity hack, time-management strategy, and read every self-help and personal development book, only to find themselves even more stressed out and overwhelmed.
This book of anti success strategies is for you.
Because let's face it, chasing habits mastery and trying to optimize every aspect of your life is exhausting. It takes a toll on your mental and physical health, and can leave you feeling empty and unfulfilled.
But don't worry, there's a solution. By making useless changes, you can learn to let go of your need for control and become average. You can learn to prioritize what truly matters and find joy in the simple things.
Steven Kadlec, one of the world's leading experts on procrastination, negative reinforcement, bad habit formation, and making excuses, reveals practical strategies that will teach you exactly how to lower your standards, rationalize your bad habits, and master blaming circumstances that lead to mediocre results.
Learn all about: The Art of Blaming Others. How to Use Negative Reinforcement to Achieve Your Goals. How to Rationalize Your Bad Habits. The Power of Procrastination Partners. Mastering the Art of Distraction. The Joy of Failure. Making Excuses for Fun and Profit. How to Be a Lazy Bum and Still Achieve Your Goals. The Benefits of Low Standards. Embracing Your Inner Slob. How to Rationalize Every Bad Decision. The Art of Wasting Time. The Joy of Being Late. The Power of Negative Thinking. How to Make Laziness Your Superpower. The Benefits of Being Disorganized. The Art of Overthinking. The Power of Indecision: How to Avoid Making Choices. The Joy of Procrastination Partners: How to Enable Each Other. The Benefits of Being a Victim: How to Blame Circumstances. How to Create Atomic Habits You'll Hate. How to Form Bad Habits That Stick. How to Form Terrible Habits in 21 Days. ...and so much more.
No matter your goals, Atomic BAD Habits offers a proven framework for becoming mediocre--every day. So if you're ready to let go of your perfectionist tendencies and start living a more mischievous life, this book is your roadmap. It's time to stop striving for perfection and start embracing mediocrity. Let's do this. Or, you know, whenever you feel like it. No pressure.
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